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Cyclone victims unanimously cast posthumous ballots in favor of junta’s new constitution
 Today's Big Stories
220,000 Dead, Missing Burmese Overwhelmingly Approve Referendum 
Cyclone victims unanimously cast posthumous ballots in favor of junta’s new constitution
US Anti-Missile Defense Technology Annihilates Yasothon 
Pentagon says US$56 billion weapons technology platform "accidentally" responded to homemade rockets launched at annual festival
Entire World Apologizes For Not Understanding Thai Culture 
United Nations declaration states unequivocally that “we are sorry for not grasping more clearly the complexities, contradictions and hypocrisy of your society”
 
Rich Thai Girl Totally Not Wearing Zara Anymore
Stylish socialite insists Spanish brand is no longer sufficiently exclusive
AEC Seizes Manchester City FC
Government committee expected to take over managerial duties and spend on new summer signings
Thailand Abolishes Nepal Abolishing Monarchy
New House legislation legally mandates pretending that self-determined conversion of Asian neighbor from monarchy to republic this month didn’t really happen

 

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 Breaking News
Survivor of Yasothon Disaster Describes Courageous "Counter-Attack"
Paedophile Caught in Country That Is Not Thailand
Thaksin Admits He Was “Templed Out” After 4 Temples
Chatrichalerm Casts New Film Entirely with Own Offspring
 
 World Update
Hillary Clinton Plans to Land Jet on Aircraft Carrier With “Mission Accomplished” Banner in Background
Bush Solves Middle East Crisis
Bush Admits He Authorized Secret Program To Locate Countries Where He Is Not Hated
Democrats Agree to Seat Florida and Michigan Delegates In “Obstructed View” Areas of Pepsi Center
 

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APARTMENT FOR RENT: Hi-Tech Tower, Ekkamai. 1 bed/bath, 30 square meters, includes hot plate, rattan sofa, 19'' TV and bargirl who won't leave or return keys. Ring from intercom. Ask for Keith, will meet you outside.

HELP WANTED: Sino-Siam Pharmatech Friendship Int PlC, needs volunteers for generic drug trials. Earn 10K baht per week with free board at our Resort Labratory on Burmese border. Must have both kidneys. Call 081-873-9023.

LOST: RELEVANCE Decrepit, delusional writer with two insignificant, unpopular, published non-fiction books desperately seeks attention, credit, name, recognition and return to brief local accolade in May 1996. Ask for J. Eckhart at Tilac Bar.

                                                                             

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