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Teenage Girl Admits To Floating Krathong With 7 Different Men

 


AYUTTHAYA -  Police are currently questioning a 17-year-old girl who floated krathong with at least seven different men at the water’s edge last night. According to witnesses, beginning at 6:45pm, Achara “Noon” Latharatchung, who was wearing a short denim mini-shirt and tiny halter top, floated a krathong with her current boyfriend, 19-year-old vocational student “Rip”. She was then seen again at 7:45pm at the same location with her English teacher floating another krathong. Then at 9pm her father, younger brother and grandfather all took turns floating krathong with her by a khlong near their home. Around 11pm, Noon’s neighbours say they heard her ex-boyfriend “Nui” demand she come out from her house and float a krathong with him as his new girlfriend watched. Despite initial resistance, she agreed. Finally, on her way home hours later, a taxi driver, who had been working all night and not floated a krathong yet, allegedly took a detour to a nearby ricefield where they floated a krathong in the paddies. According to police, although all the acts were consensual, they have warned Noon to be more careful in the future.  

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